Date Me (lol :P)

VERSE 1
Saw a girl, damn she was fine
And I was looking to make her mine
Just as I got to make my move
I was confronted by one big dude


BRIDGE
Everytime I try to get close
It's almost as if somebody knows
Thats when I started to realize
All this wasn't even worth a try


CHORUS
Just fucking date me
C'mon, just fucking date me
Wont you please?
I tried so hard but my luck's not getting anywhere hun
And now I'm done


VERSE 2
This other girl, I even got her some flowers
She was keen for about two hours
But then she got up and walked away
Leaving me a massive ass bill to pay, No!


BRIDGE
Everytime I try to get close
It's almost as if somebody knows
Thats when I started to realize
All this wasn't even worth a try


CHORUS
Just fucking date me
C'mon, just fucking date me
Wont you please?
I tried so hard but my luck's not getting anywhere hun
And now I'm done


OUTRO
Thats my story and as you can see
Every girl out there just walks over me
I haven't had one successful date
I'll be single for life at this rate


CHORUS
Just fucking date me
C'mon, just fucking date me
Wont you please?
I tried so hard but my luck's not getting anywhere hun
And now I'm done
Just fucking date me!! YEAH!